Donald Trump Bows Out of Presidential Race – Good Riddance!

Donald Trump, ever the proud man, announced today that he was NOT going to run for president even though he felt he would have won the general election.But some insiders say that NBC’s announcement yesterday that the network was prepared to recast the bad haired goofball on his own “Celebrity Apprentice” reality show was the real reason behind his exit.Trump told reporters,

"I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election. I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half-heartedly. Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector."

Really? Donald, did you really think the country would vote for you? Is your pride and ego that big?Others point to his awkward firing by the Indianapolis Motor Speedway last month, and the grass roots effort in Indiana to oust him from the prestigious job of Pace Car driver as another reason.Related: Trump Fired from Driving Indy Pace CarOthers say that behind the scenes NBC was growing concerned at all his hot air, and the effect it was having on “The Celebrity Apprentice” sudden ratings decline.Related: Celebrity Apprentice Loosing Viewers and RatingsBut the consensus growing around the country is that we just could not afford to have a president with such bad hair.Related: Donald Trump Bad Hair Day – PhotosIn the end we may never know what the final straw was.But when Trump decides to tell us we’re sure it will be the biggest, most successful reason the HE has ever created.Personal Note:Deep down we all knew, and so did Trump, that he would never have a chance at the job of President. It’s just sad that he, and the media, had to waste so much of our time the last three months pretending like it could actually happen.Donald – YOUR FIRED!That felt good.Follow InfoStar on Twitter

Obama and Seth Meyers Go After Trump at White House Correspondence Dinner – Video

Last night was the annual White House Correspondence Dinner, or as insiders call it – “The Nerd Prom”.Guests and celebrities came from all over to eat dinner, drink, and hear Saturday Night Live head writer Seth Meyers roast the president.Obama and Meyers did not waste any time jumping in to the “Long Form Birth Certificate” issue. The funny thing? Donald Trump was in the audience and looked none too happy at some of the jokes.Just watch as the camera pans to Trump during some of the jokes and you will see a very uncomfortable man.Seth Meyers said when he first heard Trump was running for president he thought he would run as a republican – but instead he “ran as a joke.”Meyers then joked, “Donald Trump recently said he has a great relationship with the blacks. But unless the blacks are a white family, he was mistaken.”There were lots of jabs at Fox News, NPR, Trump, and others.The guest list was impressive with Angus T. Jones (who just learned his show Two and a Half Men is returning with him as the star), Kate Hudson, Sean Penn, Bristol Palin, Paul Rudd, and Glee’s Jane Lynch.All in all it was good clean fun and showed us once again that Donald Trump really is a big douchebag.Watch Barack Obama at the White House Correspondence DinnerWatch Set Meyers at the White House Correspondence DinnerFollow InfoStar on Twitter

Donald Trump on the Today Show – What an Idiot - Video

Seriously, Donald Trump is an idiot.He did an interview this morning on NBC’s Today Show, and has just proved he would make a very bad president.It’s really hard to even watch him and imagine that he can even take himself seriously. He has almost become like some kind of weird Mr. Magoo cartoon character.But he says if the people want him to run for President – he’ll run. He says he really doesn’t want to do it but if nobody else steps up that can take charge – he will.Really? What an egotistical idiot.He also has the perfect reason to dodge every question because as he says, “I can’t say anything while Celebrity Apprentice is still in production”.Really? What an idiot.He goes on to say the only reason we should be in Libya, wait for it…., is for OIL! If we can’t buy all their oil then we shouldn’t be fighting a war for them.Really? What an idiot.I could go on, but the video below speaks for itself.At times like these you really have to look deep and hope that the American voters are smarter than this, and can see through the haze of smoke and mirrors and political speak.Please God, Don’t let Donald Trump become President.At least it takes the attention away from Sarah Palin for a while.AmenWatch Donald Trump be an Idiot on the Today Show

Donald Trump is a Political Douchebag – You’re Fired!

Every now and then there are people who I wish would just go away. Today, Donald Trump is that person. Why?The Donald has now thrown his hat, or bad hair, into the ring for the 2012 Presidential campaign.Really?Trump running for President? Donald, please don’t ask Gary Busey to be your running mate or Joan Rivers to be your Secretary of State.First off, the only political experience he has is dealing with other politicians in the New York and New Jersey commercial building, golf course, and casino business. Okay, so he knows how to pay people off and likes golf.He also knows how to get D-list celebrities to make pizza, sell wedding dresses, and plug product placement deals on his show “Celebrity Apprentice”. But that type of extreme leadership pales in comparison to what it takes to be president.And last week on “The View” he went on and on about how Barack Obama should just “step up” and produce a copy of his birth certificate. Oh no… another birther. I thought we had settled that a long time ago.In a masterful attempt to “show how easy it was”, Donald produced for the media what he said was a copy of his own birth certificate. But there was only one problem.What he actually produced was just an unofficial hospital birthing record – NOT his official birth certificate. That’s kind of embarrassing.Trump even accused the Governor of Hawaii of a cover-up regarding the issue, and the Governor shot back calling Trump “a fool”.Of course we all know that Trump could never really get elected, and I hope that deep down Donald himself realizes that – but I’m not so sure.After all, four years in Washington would put a serious crimp in his television production schedule. He even told reporters that he couldn’t say anything about running until production on “Celebrity Apprentice” was over. Really?Donald – there are too many real problems in this world for you to be wasting our time with some type of selfless promotion regarding running for president. You know you have zero chance of winning so please step aside and let the real contenders battle this out. In times like this I really miss Keith Olbermann’s “Worst person in the world” segment.But Donald, since you seem to understand only one thing besides money, I will make this very easy for you to process…Donald, you’re fired.