Standing naked (so to speak) before the world.
Jennifer Aniston unveils a new haircut, signaling the End Times and causing the moon to fall out of the sky,while attending a photocall for 'Sigueme El Rollo' ( 'Just Go With It') in Madrid.
Aw, she looks so adorably nervous and unsure of herself. Haven't we all felt that way after we get a cut or color that we're not entirely sold on? Just look at her, fumbling with her mall jewelry and nervously laughing. Or maybe she's just a little trepidatious about her Dalek pants.* Either way, we are inclined to not be too bitchy here (too late!) because we suspect this haircut was a deeply traumatizing experience for Jennifer Aniston and we want to be there for here.But girl, if you're going to unveil a new do, for God's sake, put a little effort in on the clothes and jewelry and lay off the eyeliner, would you? The hair's got potential but the rest of you is looking a little fried, honey.That's what we mean when we say we want to "be there" for her. We never said it would be pleasant for her.* You're welcome, nerds.
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