Donald Trump Bows Out of Presidential Race – Good Riddance!

Donald Trump, ever the proud man, announced today that he was NOT going to run for president even though he felt he would have won the general election.But some insiders say that NBC’s announcement yesterday that the network was prepared to recast the bad haired goofball on his own “Celebrity Apprentice” reality show was the real reason behind his exit.Trump told reporters,

"I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election. I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half-heartedly. Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector."

Really? Donald, did you really think the country would vote for you? Is your pride and ego that big?Others point to his awkward firing by the Indianapolis Motor Speedway last month, and the grass roots effort in Indiana to oust him from the prestigious job of Pace Car driver as another reason.Related: Trump Fired from Driving Indy Pace CarOthers say that behind the scenes NBC was growing concerned at all his hot air, and the effect it was having on “The Celebrity Apprentice” sudden ratings decline.Related: Celebrity Apprentice Loosing Viewers and RatingsBut the consensus growing around the country is that we just could not afford to have a president with such bad hair.Related: Donald Trump Bad Hair Day – PhotosIn the end we may never know what the final straw was.But when Trump decides to tell us we’re sure it will be the biggest, most successful reason the HE has ever created.Personal Note:Deep down we all knew, and so did Trump, that he would never have a chance at the job of President. It’s just sad that he, and the media, had to waste so much of our time the last three months pretending like it could actually happen.Donald – YOUR FIRED!That felt good.Follow InfoStar on Twitter

Donald Trump Is Such a Dick - Now He’s Picking A fight with Robert De Niro

We knew Donald Trump was one of the most conceited people in the world, but now he is starting to look just stupid.After picking a fight with Jerry Seinfeld last week and saying some of the most hurtful things to one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, Trump has now gone after movie legend Robert De Niro.Related: Donald Trump Now Picking on Jerry Seinfeld? – You’re Fired!Trump is lashing out at De Niro after the actor made the following comment at the Tribeca Film Festival,

"I won't mention names, but there are certain people on the news in the last couple of weeks and what they're doing is crazy. They're making statements about people that they don't even back up. Go get the facts before you start saying things about people."

Trump then lashed out at De Niro like he was some kind of playground bully saying,

"Well, De Niro’s not the brightest bulb on the planet. I’ve been watching him over the years and I like his acting, but you know in terms of when I watch him doing interviews and various other things, we’re not dealing with Albert Einstein."

Wow. Donald, take it down a notch. You can just hear the dickishness in his voice.Donald, you have lashed out at anyone that question’s your ability to act like a mature candidate. And in turn, you have acted like a bully and a dick.You might be able to push around Jerry Seinfeld, but messing with Robert De Niro might not be a good idea - if you know what I mean.Please just go back to your “Celebrity Apprentice” show and stay out of politics. We have enough problems as it is.At least we can still laugh at him because his bad hair looks like this –Related: Donald Trump Bad Hair Day Pictures

Donald Trump Now Picking on Jerry Seinfeld? – Don’t Be a Bully. You’re Fired!

Donald Trump seems to be lashing out at everybody these days.Now he has gone after one of the nicest guys in Hollywood – Jerry Seinfeld.And it’s all over Jerry canceling a St. Jude Children's Research Hospital fundraiser for his friend “The Donald.”Seinfeld said he cancelled because he was tired of hearing Trump rant about taking all the oil in Iraq and Libya, and thinks his rants about Obama’s birth certificate are out of place.Seinfeld is also amused that Trump thinks he would make a better Presidential candidate than Mitt Romney because he has more money and is more famous.Donald then responded in what can only be called an uncomfortable andabusive way,

"I just learned you canceled a show for my son's charity because of the fact that I am being very aggressive with respect to President Obama, who is doing an absolutely terrible job as our leader.”“We don't care that you broke your commitment. What I do feel badly about is that I agreed to do, and did, your failed show, 'The Marriage Ref,' even though I thought it was absolutely terrible. . . . Despite its poor ratings, I didn't cancel on you like you canceled on my son and St. Jude. I only wish I did.”"You should be ashamed of yourself!"

Can’t you just hear is creepy voice when you read those words?If this is the way he treats his friends then I wouldn’t want to cross him.Donald – you’re fired. Don’t be a bully AND an idiot.And stop running for president – you’re just getting in the way. Those guys will squash you like a bug.But your bad hair days are what keep us laughing at you!Related: Donald Trump Bad Hair Day Pictures

Donald Trump is a Political Douchebag – You’re Fired!

Every now and then there are people who I wish would just go away. Today, Donald Trump is that person. Why?The Donald has now thrown his hat, or bad hair, into the ring for the 2012 Presidential campaign.Really?Trump running for President? Donald, please don’t ask Gary Busey to be your running mate or Joan Rivers to be your Secretary of State.First off, the only political experience he has is dealing with other politicians in the New York and New Jersey commercial building, golf course, and casino business. Okay, so he knows how to pay people off and likes golf.He also knows how to get D-list celebrities to make pizza, sell wedding dresses, and plug product placement deals on his show “Celebrity Apprentice”. But that type of extreme leadership pales in comparison to what it takes to be president.And last week on “The View” he went on and on about how Barack Obama should just “step up” and produce a copy of his birth certificate. Oh no… another birther. I thought we had settled that a long time ago.In a masterful attempt to “show how easy it was”, Donald produced for the media what he said was a copy of his own birth certificate. But there was only one problem.What he actually produced was just an unofficial hospital birthing record – NOT his official birth certificate. That’s kind of embarrassing.Trump even accused the Governor of Hawaii of a cover-up regarding the issue, and the Governor shot back calling Trump “a fool”.Of course we all know that Trump could never really get elected, and I hope that deep down Donald himself realizes that – but I’m not so sure.After all, four years in Washington would put a serious crimp in his television production schedule. He even told reporters that he couldn’t say anything about running until production on “Celebrity Apprentice” was over. Really?Donald – there are too many real problems in this world for you to be wasting our time with some type of selfless promotion regarding running for president. You know you have zero chance of winning so please step aside and let the real contenders battle this out. In times like this I really miss Keith Olbermann’s “Worst person in the world” segment.But Donald, since you seem to understand only one thing besides money, I will make this very easy for you to process…Donald, you’re fired.

Donald Trump Bad Hair Day Pictures

Even when you’re worth a billion dollars, you’re going to have a bad hair day every now and then.And no doubt our good friend Donald Trump is more inclined than many to succumb to a brisk breeze.Oh, and by the way, all this talk about running for President has left us with only one option - you're fired.Related: Donald Trump Drops the f-bomb a lot during Las Vegas SpeechFollow InfoStar on Twitter